Today is the Willow Manor annual ball! *It's the Cyber Event of the Year!* *It's all day and all virtual!* * so no calories and no hangovers!*
Here is my dress...
Here is my dress...
And my escort, Gregory Peck. He's so dashing.
Tess always serves the BEST food at these things! She is the epitome of the gracious hostess.
As I sashay past Johnny Depp, I'm looking for the caviar. Tom Hanks was a big hog with it last year and I want to make sure I get a smidgen. 
Oh and fabulous vintage champagne, as well as truffles and Scottish quail eggs. mmmmm... And the desserts are to DIE for!
Last year Sir Anthony Hopkins had a killer entrance and Tess always makes sure she has plenty of chianti and fava beans on hand. Those are his favorites! I understand he will be showing up shortly!
Tess always serves the BEST food at these things! She is the epitome of the gracious hostess.
As I sashay past Johnny Depp, I'm looking for the caviar. Tom Hanks was a big hog with it last year and I want to make sure I get a smidgen. 
Oh and fabulous vintage champagne, as well as truffles and Scottish quail eggs. mmmmm... And the desserts are to DIE for!
Last year Sir Anthony Hopkins had a killer entrance and Tess always makes sure she has plenty of chianti and fava beans on hand. Those are his favorites! I understand he will be showing up shortly!
Oh there he is!And hanging on the arm of Richard Burton is the lovely Liz Taylor. Marilyn Monroe is being swung around on the dance floor by a handsome gentleman. I think that's George Clooney!
Ah, there's Alan Rickman! I understand Alan is quite the poet and quoted some great stuff last year. I guess that's why Miss Kincaid invited him. She loves poetry to her very core.
Oh and there's George Bernard Shaw! Cool. He's such a card! He's got this joke about economics that left us rolling on the floor last year.
Oh oh. Liz just tapped my shoulder and asked me about my dress and looks puzzled... It looks exactly like one she used to have. Well, it's NOT! .. umm, I made it.
Yeah that's the ticket!
Ah my dear Tess! 
Lovely evening as always. Thank so much darling for inviting me! I've had a marvelous time. The orchestra is thrilling and I'm enjoying seeing all these wonderful people again.
Please invite me back next year! And I promise not to repeat spilling my dessert on Ms. Gabor.
Lovely evening as always. Thank so much darling for inviting me! I've had a marvelous time. The orchestra is thrilling and I'm enjoying seeing all these wonderful people again.
Please invite me back next year! And I promise not to repeat spilling my dessert on Ms. Gabor.
