Have you ever milked a purple cow?
Do you ever hope to see one?
I could tell you anyhow,
I'd rather milk than be one...
Do you ever hope to see one?
I could tell you anyhow,
I'd rather milk than be one...
Ok - a little take off of an old children's poem... But after our 4H club kids failed to find a volunteer from our local school to subject themselves to milking a cow in front of adoring students and their families... I'm a little frustrated.
So... I just sent out a blanket email to a ton of teachers and staff from our local schools looking for a volunteer to do this.
Here's what you have to do... Milk a cow for 5 minutes (maybe it's less time) and the school celebrity that milks the most wins. Simple as that. I didnt' mention that the cow may step in your bucket, or may poop right next to your head, or anything that might discourage them...
I just want a volunteer!!!!!
I hope one of these teachers gets back to me...
Scene from last year...
2 comments:
OMG - 4-H still exists? I didn't know that. I was in 4H as a kid and I LOVED it! I did so much as a kid and it was because of 4H. WOW!
I hope you find a volunteer soon - I would think that the teachers would encourage volunteerism with the students.
4H is still alive and kicking... One comedian put it this way, "4H is the mafia of the midwest. Cross them and you end up with a cows head in your bed."
I was in 4H as a kid too and loved it! I was into sewing and cooking as we lived on a hobby farm and weren't serious farmers...
No response yet from any of the teachers. I might need to strong arm someone. Or find a cow to behead and intimidate them! (just kidding of course...)
Post a Comment