Littl' pitchers

Little pitchers have big ears... and a sometimes misunderstanding mind... and a big mouth....

Things my son has said in PUBLIC and what he meant...

1) said at the hardware store - "Dad! What if our poopy gets stuck?"
meant - he had just learned what a plunger was for and saw one at the store.

2) said to our pastor right after church. "Dad is playing where he kills people."
meant - Dad was having a weekend with his high school buddies playing computer games where they kill bad guys. Medal of Honor, or a game similar.

3) said to the whole world on Facebook. "My dad's credit card was declined so I couldn't buy this cool item."
meant - The card company had reissued new cards and Dad has mistakenly used the old ones that had been inactivated.

4) said to a neighbor, "We're having another baby and I get a new brother!" resulted in me being congratulated while mowing the yard...
meant - Mom and Dad said that someday you'll get a new baby brother or sister.

5) said to a little friend who was leaving with her mom. "Good bye! Good bye! I have a p*nis!"
meant - "Good bye! Good bye! I have a p*nis!" What he said was true.. he does... But this little girl informed him what things were called while she was here and he was just bragging about his newfound knowledge...

Got any good ones to share?