Thursday, June 10, 2010

Ode to the Dentist

An original by McVal

The Dentists Chair

I fell asleep in the dentists chair
I fell asleep in the dentists chair
With his fingers in my mouth
And the numbing north and south
I fell asleep in the dentists chair.

I woke up and startled us three
I woke up and startled us three
Snapped my jaw to beat the band
Almost bit my dentists hand
I woke up and startled us three.

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I've got another appointment today to finish up the last missing filling... Think they'll let me in the door?

Wish me luck!

9 comments:

Macey said...

That is hilarious! Good luck!

Frances said...

Good luck! If they let you in.

Flat Creek Farm said...

That is a catchy one.. I like it! Best wishes to you. -Tammy

liz said...

Good luck! i go next week!

Yankee Girl said...

I once threw up in my dentists hands. He was not happy, but he still continues to see me...of course he always has to tease me about it though!

slugmama said...

My dentist always use to laugh because I told them I looked forward to having my teeth cleaned. The chair was comfortable and I would just be so relaxed I'd almost fall asleep. He said I was the 1st person he worked on who relaxed while being worked on like that.lol

Perhaps you should knit or crochet your dentist some protective gloves? ;-)

Southern Gal said...

I've been there done that...on the receiving end. As a former Certified Dental Assistant, I would bet you money they'll have a bite block in your mouth next time!!!

mamahasspoken said...

Surprized that he didn't put one of those mouth holder opener thingy in your mouth ;o)

Pennie said...

Hilarious! That's when you know you're overworked...when a trip to the dentist is relaxing...

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