An original by McVal
The Dentists Chair
I fell asleep in the dentists chair
I fell asleep in the dentists chair
With his fingers in my mouth
And the numbing north and south
I fell asleep in the dentists chair.
I woke up and startled us three
I woke up and startled us three
Snapped my jaw to beat the band
Almost bit my dentists hand
I woke up and startled us three.
The Dentists Chair
I fell asleep in the dentists chair
I fell asleep in the dentists chair
With his fingers in my mouth
And the numbing north and south
I fell asleep in the dentists chair.
I woke up and startled us three
I woke up and startled us three
Snapped my jaw to beat the band
Almost bit my dentists hand
I woke up and startled us three.
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I've got another appointment today to finish up the last missing filling... Think they'll let me in the door?
Wish me luck!
I've got another appointment today to finish up the last missing filling... Think they'll let me in the door?
Wish me luck!
9 comments:
That is hilarious! Good luck!
Good luck! If they let you in.
That is a catchy one.. I like it! Best wishes to you. -Tammy
Good luck! i go next week!
I once threw up in my dentists hands. He was not happy, but he still continues to see me...of course he always has to tease me about it though!
My dentist always use to laugh because I told them I looked forward to having my teeth cleaned. The chair was comfortable and I would just be so relaxed I'd almost fall asleep. He said I was the 1st person he worked on who relaxed while being worked on like that.lol
Perhaps you should knit or crochet your dentist some protective gloves? ;-)
I've been there done that...on the receiving end. As a former Certified Dental Assistant, I would bet you money they'll have a bite block in your mouth next time!!!
Surprized that he didn't put one of those mouth holder opener thingy in your mouth ;o)
Hilarious! That's when you know you're overworked...when a trip to the dentist is relaxing...
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