Wandom Wednesday

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A funny that my hubs sent me this morning via IM.

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car."

You know what? I always felt self conscious about my driving when I had this bumper sticker on my car... Do you ever feel like people are judging you on how you drive?

Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean people AREN'T watching you...

The girls had to be to school extremely early today. Well, one more than the other, but both had stayed in bed too long and either didn't get breakfast at all or ate it in the car. I just got done finishing up a bowl of maple/brown sugar oatmeal that one didn't have one single second to eat this morning. It's her favorite. She wasn't trying to avoid it.

Meri and I have been watching the series Surface via Netflix lately. We're on episode 7 of 15. It's just as suspenseful as the last time we saw it a few years ago.

I hope it ends differently this time.

The last lick of laundry is in the washer. Yep. I'm caught up! The only dirty clothes in our house are on our backs. Oh wait.. there's that one basket.

nevermind.