It's so cold...
It's so cold, we had to chop up the piano for firewood -- it only gave us two cords.
It's so cold,the polar bears at the zoo are going on strike,and refusing to sit outdoors!
It's colder than a tin toilet seat in the antarctic.
It's so cold, if you suck on an ice-cube it just gets bigger.
It's so cold, my heating bill read, "Hey buddy, don't turn around."
It is so cold that your spit freezes before it hits the ground.
It's so cold that you have to chop the dogs off the fire hydrants.
It's so cold I bought sweet rolls at the train station and froze my buns before I reached my office.
It's so cold I climbed in the fridge to warm up.
It's so cold I fell out of bed and my pajamas broke.
and the number 1 It's so cold joke...
It's so cold, Chuck Norris put on a jacket.
Stay warm guys!!!
9 comments:
6° here with wind gusts up to 20-25 mph. Don't convert that to Celcius...it will only make you colder.
Okay, explaing the "hey buddy, don't turn around" one to me. I don't get it. lol for reals.
EXPLAIN. Not explaing.
OK - here's the explanation because I thought I understood it and then when my hubby said he didn't get it, then I suddenly didn't... But I remember!
The heating company is sticking you up!
It's so cold here, you don't dare go to the bathroom because, well, I won't tell you why but I think you get the idea....
24 degrees here for the high today. As my brother-in-law says all the time, "It is colder than a witches t*t".
LOL! Cold here too! Stay warm and have a great week!
Blessings
Jill
It's a balmy -20 here on the IL/WI border.
I like the chop the dogs off the fire hydrants one.
Oh yes. We are freezing up here today too! Talk about ridiculous. Dropping the 6 yo off at school in 20 below windchill with 11 below temp..not cool. Stay toasty!
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